Pork: Category "Pork" - If your meat is dry - J&D's "BaconLube" (not a...well, could be rub)

I was monitoring the woot-off (woot.com).  And, uh...saw this.

This link may be dead if it's sold out, here goes nothin  http://www.woot.com/offers/jds-baconlube

This WILL work:
http://baconlube.com/

Just to protect my ass that this is in context - Category: Pork; Manufacturer makes rubs: http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconrub.php

Some of the top comments on the woot blog:

If your Woot-off last for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately."

pukitiki doesn't want his dirty socks smelling like bacon all the time.

Tall food used to be in vogue.  Looks like bacon is the new tall.