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O Juju, Who Art Thou?

Egg JujuEgg Juju Posts: 658
edited August 2011 in EggHead Forum
The question has been asked... Is Juju a BGE employee?

Really? That's the question?

Let me tell you of my Odyssey.

It all began while trying to find a smithy, or if not smithies per se, one otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts to free us from the bonds of metal offset smokers. We were in search of a treasure-- a versatile cooker that is also easy to use. An old blind man told us of our futures. He said we would find a treasure though it would not be the treasure that we seek. He told us to travel the long and perilous road and to fear not the obstacles in our path. We pressed on.

Early promise came when we found a man that owned a horse farm, a forge, and some shoeing impedimenta. He showed us the UDS he had made. The horse he cooked was tasty despite the fact it had started to turn. Perhaps that was because all we had eaten for many years was restaurant Q and some campfire grilled gopher. When he turned us in for a shiny new competition offset we had to r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

Next came a fellow that promised boiled ribs were the way to go. He dropped them in the water just like they were baptized. Delmar was happy with this option. He said all the flavor had been washed away, but at least they were fall off the bone. I, like the state of Mississippi, was a little more hard-nosed on the subject.

Sirens in many forms tried to lead us a stray. We were almost loved up once. The Cyclops was interesting-- appearing to be a friend, but actually we would find he was not. He was endowed with the gift of gab and promised his bullet style smoker would make abundant barbecue. After enjoying a conversational hiatus during gustation, as engaging in both would have been coarse and vulgar, the advanced tutorial made it obvious that it was all about the money.

The real break came, although we didn't realize it at the time, when we came across a camo.. kam... komo... a ceramic cooker. It produced a variety of grilled items and barbecue so tasty that a feller gave us ten dollar 'piece to put some in his can.

In the end those that would lead us astray were ran out of town on a rail. Who ever heard of such a thing... using a forum as a missile. Their true intentions laid bare by their own words. Pappy O'Daniels even made us his brain trust.

That is the end of my hopefully humorous answer to a humorous question.

The short answer.. in the words of Ulysses Everett McGill... I am unaffiliated. I am however pleased that the company is, also in Everett's words, no longer clinging to ridiculous superstitions.
Large and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    Is that a yes or a no?
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  • Is that a yes or a no?


    :-))
    The Naked Whiz
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  • Difficult Question, may take a while to get answer approved by BGE.
    Billy
    Wilson, NC
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  • Even longer to get an answer actually communicated..... :-))
    The Naked Whiz
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  • Egg JujuEgg Juju Posts: 658
    Well... I thought such a ridiculous question deserved an equally ridiculous answer. As I said quite clearly... I am unaffiliated. :-))
    Large and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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  • I'm sure if the original questioner had thought it was a ridiculous question, he would have included a :-)) in his post.
    The Naked Whiz
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  • Egg JujuEgg Juju Posts: 658
    Oh I am so sorry... there I go having an opinion again. :-)) :-))
    Large and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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  • The Naked WhizThe Naked Whiz Posts: 7,780
    edited August 2011
    Seems to be a common problem around here. :-)) :-)) :-))
    The Naked Whiz
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  • I don't think it was a ridiculous question......but it was certainly a ridiculous answer.
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  • Egg JujuEgg Juju Posts: 658
    Careful Grillin Guy... According to the Whiz opinions are a problem. :-D
    Large and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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  • That's not what NW said.
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  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    edited August 2011
    Maybe he got his start in vaudeville. He can sure tap dance!...JuJu, that is.
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  • I think this forum will be a great place to practice a comedy routine.
    Larry
    Aiken, SC. and
    Fancy Gap, Va.
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  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 8,481
    I think this forum will be a great place to practice a comedy routine.
    from what i've seen so far, it won't be a great place to practice ANYTHING. except maybe forum design.

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

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  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 8,481
    ok, "quote" didn't work. "most recent" didn't work. keep practicing. or back up a couple of weeks and practice BEFORE you go live.
    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

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  • ResQueResQue Posts: 1,045
    Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q
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  • Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q
    Testing.....

    The Naked Whiz
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  • Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q


    Testing.....

    Testing again, sort of like recursive testing.
    The Naked Whiz
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  • TNW "Double your pleasure double your fun" B-)
    Billy
    Wilson, NC
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  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,169
    Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q


    Testing.....





    Testing again, sort of like recursive testing.
    my test
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  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,169
    Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q


    Testing.....





    Testing again, sort of like recursive testing.


    my test
    ok so we need a tutorial on quoting. I tried quoting The wiz's quote and its not what I expected to see.

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  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,278
    You said "impedimenta" where I think you meant "implementa"...

    :-D
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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
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  • Or was it "Incontinentia"? (Monty Python)
    The Naked Whiz
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  • Glad to see someone testing...

    In the *real* world this migration/conversion would have terminated the career of several people.
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  • Indeed, but obviously we are living in a fantasy world. :-))
    The Naked Whiz
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  • Fantasy forum that is. Somebody's wet dream.
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