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Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug

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Spring Chicken
Spring Chicken Posts: 10,255
edited November -1 in Off Topic
The theme for today is, "Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug. Make me want to go hi-de-ho..."

Yeah! Tomorrow I get all naked and feeling happy that someone is taking an interest in what my butt looks like from the inside.

That means today, I'm restricted to clear liquids. Then I will be taking a pill about noon, then chug-a-luging a s**t-load (pun intended) of liquid soap, or whatever the hell that stuff is. It's not going to be a fun day.

The porcelain furniture will get a thorough workout for sure.

But it's necessary if I intend to enjoy the Chicken Ranch for a few more years.

Why do I suddenly crave a pulled pork sandwich?

Spring "Bend Over And Let Me Look Up Your Name And Address" Chicken
Spring Texas USA
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  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot Posts: 6,959
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    Spring Chicken wrote:
    Tomorrow I get all naked and feeling happy that someone is taking an interest in what my butt looks like from the inside.

    Rule 1 of the forum states "If you don't post pictures, it didn't happen".

    Women all over this forum are breathlessly waiting for a glimpse of The Chicken Man. Make us proud, Leroy ! :cheer:
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    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious


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  • Spring Chicken
    Spring Chicken Posts: 10,255
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    Tell 'em don't wait up.

    The last time I showed my naked side, I was told to wear an apron. Then they made me wear a leaf. I liked it better when all I had on was the radio.

    Spring "Cook Naked" Chicken
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  • FlaPoolman
    FlaPoolman Posts: 11,677
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    Hoping for a "clean" bill of health :sick:
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 25,897
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    just like a big V8 engine huh? All bored and stroked! :laugh:
    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
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  • Richard Fl
    Richard Fl Posts: 8,297
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    Best of luck! Don't forget there is a lite rum on the market.
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  • woody's wood pit
    woody's wood pit Posts: 237
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    when some one says "Bottoms Up" you will bring a whole new image to mindy...don't forget the photos and dont get handze with the nurses...they will tell the other chicken on you...

    Rockwall Texas, just east of Dallas where the humidity and heat meet! Life is too short to get caught in the fast lane behind somebody slow!

    XL, LG, Sm, Mini and Weber for drink holder

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  • Squeezy
    Squeezy Posts: 1,102
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    .... ain't nothing like a Hershey squirt .... :-S
    Never eat anything passed through a window unless you're a seagull ... BGE Lg.
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  • Sea2Ski
    Sea2Ski Posts: 4,088
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    I think this is the most messed up thread I have read on this forum.  Hope all turns out well.
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    Burning lump in Downingtown, PA or diesel in Cape May, NJ.
    ....just look for the smoke!
    Large and MiniMax
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    Caliking said:   Meat in bung is my favorite. 
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