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We hope everyone’s enjoying the first few days of summer. For us, the weather heating up means one thing - the EGG’s gonna be busy! Whether you’re making stuffed burgers for a backyard grill out, some brats before a baseball game or searing a steak for dinner on the patio, we hope you’re doing it with full flavor and having fun all the while!

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You might be an Eggneck if......

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  • RaleighGuyRaleighGuy Posts: 195
    Over half of your clothes are permanently stained with various rubs, sauces, and meat juices.

     "A word to the wise ain't necessary-it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby

    Eddie

    Raleigh, NC

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  • CrimsongatorCrimsongator Posts: 5,750
    There is a fest picture of you draped over an egg and not your spouse. :whistle:
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  • CrimsongatorCrimsongator Posts: 5,750
    You find a way to insert the word 'egg' into ordinary words :cheer:
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  • FockerFocker Posts: 1,789
    You strut through Sam's or Costco carrying cryo'd shoulders and briskets like small children.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    Hollin' bout huh, egga what!?  Huh, give a Fock egga what!?
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  • You wonder why there isn't an Egg emoticon on the Egghead forum :blink:


    You have 1680 photos of food in 18 subdirectories on your photobucket account :unsure:
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  • You don't have time to fix things around the house, but you make time to build an Egg Table.
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  • Spring HenSpring Hen Posts: 1,493
    more people know you by your forum name than your real name.....
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  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 8,382
    ... you read through all of these and actually get them. :)
    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

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  • GriffinGriffin Posts: 6,926
    Your friends and family start asking you what you are cooking for the 4th/any holiday 2 weeks before hand.

    Friends and family ask if you are sick or something if you haven't posted a food pic on Facebook after a few days.

    Richardson, Texas

    Griffin's Grub or you can find me on Facebook

    The Supreme Potentate, Sovereign Commander and Sultan of Wings

     

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  • 'Q Bruddah'Q Bruddah Posts: 739
    You take pictures of your lump...in the shopping cart...in your trunk ...in your shed... under your bed.
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  • 'Q Bruddah'Q Bruddah Posts: 739
    someone behind you mentions BBQ and you get whiplash turning around.
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  • PineTreePineTree Posts: 53
    Great post :laugh:
    Even your kids look at you funny while taking pictures of your food.
    And when you pass hot dogs in the store and think that is just not fun anymore.
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  • 'Q Bruddah'Q Bruddah Posts: 739
    Someone asks about your Emergency Preparedness Kit and all you have in it is lump and its sitting next to your egg.
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  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 17,128
    can a yankee be an eggneck

    you make bread bowls to serve campbells soup

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    your idea of an outdoor kitchen

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    while sitting in your outdoor kitchen you come up with a great solution to bugs at the drivein movie theatre

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    your dog hides his head in shame

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    lump stored in the living room

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    keg cooling system

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    your walking down the road and see grape vines and think, i can egg that

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    you smoke your cooked pasta, then make your pasta dish, then double smoke it

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    have a nice day, egg art

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  • Spring ChickenSpring Chicken Posts: 9,696
    You go early to your doctor's appointment so you can strike up conversations with complete strangers and discuss the Big Green Egg. Then you give them a card and invite them to your house and an Eggfest.

    Then the first thing the doctor asks you is, "What are you cooking today on your Big Green Egg?"

    Finally, you don't care how long it takes because your BBQ Guru has everything under control.

    Spring "Wanna See My Egg" Chicken
    Spring Texas USA
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  • LAUGHING SO HARD TEARS RUNNING DOWN FACE :woohoo:
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  • cookn bikercookn biker Posts: 13,400
    That's funny!
    Molly
    Colorado Springs
    "Loney Queen"
    "Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it."
    Bill Bradley; American hall of fame basketball player, Rhodes scholar, former U.S. Senator from New Jersey
    LBGE, MBGE, SBGE , MiniBGE and a Mini Mini BGE
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  • jaydub58jaydub58 Posts: 1,616
    30 seconds into a conversation with ANYBODY, you are explaining the Egghead Forum to them and advising them to log on!

    B)
    John in the Willamette Valley of Oregon
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  • eenie meenieeenie meenie Posts: 4,392
    you go to the movies and the woman next to you turns to her friend and says, "does it smell like smoke in here to you?" :whistle:
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  • PjoePjoe Posts: 224
    You get PO'd when the forum is running slow light it is right now!
    LBGE AR SMALL BGE WOO RING
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  • bubba timbubba tim Posts: 3,216
    You panic when you realize that you are on your last 40lbs bag of lump......

    You can't go 24hrs without signing onto this forum...

    You think a rub down is what you do to ribs...

    You have more bottles of BBQ sauces than underware.... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
    SEE YOU IN FLORIDA, March 14th and 15th 2014 http://www.sunshinestateeggfest.com You must master temp, smoke, and time to achive moisture, taste, and texture! Visit www.bubbatim.com for BRISKET HELP
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  • CrimsongatorCrimsongator Posts: 5,750
    Let's see (in no particular order)

    1. You burn up silicone molds
    2. You catch your grass on fire
    3. You catch your shop vac on fire
    4. You catch the bag of lump on fire

    Did I miss anything?
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  • CrimsongatorCrimsongator Posts: 5,750
    You had a custom grid that doubles as a spinner or flava-flav style pendant
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  • Rolling EggRolling Egg Posts: 1,995
    Are you bored?
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  • CrimsongatorCrimsongator Posts: 5,750
    Shaddup and go back to work before I kick you off the team.

    p.s. Don't forget to call uncle Jimmy tomorrow
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  • Rolling EggRolling Egg Posts: 1,995
    Go ahead. Kick me off the team. Just make sure you replace me with a generator and an alarm clock! :woohoo: :woohoo: Badump tis!
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  • CrimsongatorCrimsongator Posts: 5,750
    I can find a new box runner and dishwasher. Have you practiced chicken at all?
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  • You have more bags of Royal Oak in your stash then fingers and toes.

    Your neighbor comes over twice in one weekend to ask "When dinner will be served?"

    You had the electrician add more outlets and lights in your outdoor cooking area. 500 watts of lights !
    Billy
    Wilson, NC
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  • Gator Bait Gator Bait Posts: 5,244
     
    Guilty as charged! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Blair

     
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  • bubba timbubba tim Posts: 3,216
    WHO ME?
    SEE YOU IN FLORIDA, March 14th and 15th 2014 http://www.sunshinestateeggfest.com You must master temp, smoke, and time to achive moisture, taste, and texture! Visit www.bubbatim.com for BRISKET HELP
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