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PawpawEggPawpawEgg Posts: 26
edited 7:35PM in EggHead Forum
You don't have any hair because you singed it off from a flashback!

What is yours?


  • BB1857BB1857 Posts: 131
    Check. On that list!
  • You take more pictures of food than your kids;)
  • JeffersonianJeffersonian Posts: 4,244 walk through the local zoo and wonder whether each varmit would be better low-n-slow or hot-n-fast.
  • cookn bikercookn biker Posts: 13,407
    You light your oven to hold the half of the 65 lbs. of pork till the rest is finished and the smell of the gas in the house is disturbing. It has been 4 years since I had smelled that.
    GREAT post Pawpaw.
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    LBGE, MBGE, SBGE , MiniBGE and a Mini Mini BGE
  • Rezen73Rezen73 Posts: 356
    .. if you spend more on eggcessories than food & fuel combined.

    Err, not that I've ever done that or anything. :D
  • PawpawEggPawpawEgg Posts: 26
    How about you have more eggs than you have children
  • Austin  EggheadAustin Egghead Posts: 3,654
    If you have more eggs than grandkids
    Large, small and mini SW Austin
  • BotchBotch Posts: 4,983
    AspiringEgger wrote:
    You take more pictures of food than your kids;)
    That one made me SPLURFFF all over my laptop! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • PhilsGrillPhilsGrill Posts: 2,256
    You have half a dozen ways to light your charcoal and can't decide which one to use.
  • elzbthelzbth Posts: 2,075
    You've stopped eating ribs, steak, and chicken at all of your old favorite restaraunts.... :ohmy:
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600 buy lump by the pallet,not the bag! ;)
  • CanuggheadCanugghead Posts: 5,801
    you got lump of coal for Christmas and this for bd ...

  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    D>A>Y>U>M!!! What a cake!!! :woohoo: :) Somebody REALLY loves you! :)
  • 2Fategghead2Fategghead Posts: 9,623
    if you talk to total strangers about how great the food is that comes off your egg and how you cooked the food...
  • BB1857BB1857 Posts: 131 spend more on your Egg table than you do on your formal dining room table!
  • DanBDanB Posts: 44
    You're planning tomorrow's cook before you're done eating tonight's cook.

    - dan
  • triehle98triehle98 Posts: 208
    if you have more posts on this forum than you have dollars in your checking account
  • PawpawEggPawpawEgg Posts: 26
    I may need to go look :ohmy:
  • RipnemRipnem Posts: 5,511
    Screw it! go get a bag a lump and a steak before the dust settles. :laugh:
  • PawpawEggPawpawEgg Posts: 26
    I am afraid to ask what brand of lump and what kind of steak. I might get a thousand different answers :P

    Forget asking about the rub too
  • Le Oeuf VertLe Oeuf Vert Posts: 512
    Your 10 year old comes home from a fest with her own Egg.
  • Gator Bait Gator Bait Posts: 5,244
    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays you from lighting and cooking on your egg. :)

    It's that first one that settles it. smiley-gen125.gif

  • PjoePjoe Posts: 224
    You are walking through a store and someone says "I smell smoke".
  • Gator Bait Gator Bait Posts: 5,244
    You name your egg(s)! :blink:

    We know who you are. :laugh:


  • Gator Bait Gator Bait Posts: 5,244
    . . . believe the Egg McMuffin has nothing to do with a fast food chain! :huh:

  • ron4fishron4fish Posts: 144
    You get Au De Barbeque Cologne as a gift!
  • Clay QClay Q Posts: 4,435
    When going out to eat you're reluctant and then disappointed :angry: because the food is a heckava lot better coming off your egg.
  • Clay QClay Q Posts: 4,435
    That's awesome. :cheer:
  • MaineggMainegg Posts: 7,787
    Vacations are planned around egg fests and not family events......
  • loco_engrloco_engr Posts: 3,673
    Always wondering if you have enough Q gadgets! :ohmy:
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