So. The wife finally talks me into going out for a steak dinner due to it being our anniversary. The egg was very upset but after a lengthy discussion and a big hug off to Outback Steakhouse we went.
Everything was going perfect Good conversation. Nice cold beer and zero kids My wife was falling back in love with me. then the meals come. as the waitress sets my Ribeye in front of me - she asks "Steak Sauce - Heinz 57 or A 1. I politely respond "no thanks I'm good ". Then my wife looks from cutting up her steak and notices me pulling out my DIZZY PIG "Dizzys Red Eye Express" from my coat pocket
"HOW EMBARRISING You Cant bring that in here - We re in a restaurant" Delicious dinner but very upset wife. Please Advise! 3 kids at home.