It doesn't look like EliShark isn't going to make it home from school in OKC for Passover . Any Jewish Egghead having a Seder Tuesday night who would let him share the holiday with you that evening? He's well mannered, won't drink too much wine, and can do the four questions in Hebrew without batting an eye! Will come equipped with his own Kippah, a spare Haggadah, and a set of plague finger puppets!
Seriously, I'll be glad to donate to the dinner!