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Cheating on my wife

Blizzard58Blizzard58 Posts: 35
edited 4:27AM in EggHead Forum
I love my new egg so much I feel like I'm cheating on my wife. I hope the court system doesn't make me pay alimony. It's just an egg thing.


  • KBKB Posts: 144
    My egg is hotter than my wife but I don't compare the two. That's just weird.
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    When I first started visiting the Forum,my wife thought I was cheating on her,til she tasted the food that I learned to cook on here!!! ;)
  • Ah, since one egg constitutes an affair, I'm smack dab in the middle of a manag a twa (hooked on phonics)!! woohoo!
  • SmokeySmokey Posts: 2,468
    Just tell here that:

    [li]it's not another woman
    [li]even if it was another woman, she's kinda fat (around the middle)
    [li]she get so hot, you don't want to ever touch her


    [li]she get to eat whatever you cook!!
  • CruzrCruzr Posts: 91
    Told my wife she needn't worry about another woman. Another classic car, Yes... Another egg, already scheming... :evil: :evil:
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