Thanks for your suggestions

randomegger

I weighed all of your ideas carefully and decided to try pure deception under the theory that since it's never worked before, I should be do.[p]With that in mind, I dressed up my small egg in an attempt to pass it off as that chubby green kid from up the street. I spilled gas on myself to remove the smell from the egg store and carefully hid all the accessories. Assuming a nonchalant attitude, I strode into the house with my best poker face.[p]"Why do have a Green Egg hat on?" she asked.[p]Woman is far too clever for me...[p]Actually, we spent a good bit of time discussing how to break it in. I picked a good one.[p]

Wise One

randomegger, that's ok. It won't be long before she saying things like "I promised my friends at the ______ that you would prepare some pulled pork for our next get together." It's amazing how the food will change any attitude quickly.