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Grandpas GrubGrandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
edited 1:00PM in Off Topic
I need to get a firm grasp on the situation. Let's see if I have this right…

If you cross the north Korean border illegally:
You get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally:
You are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally:
You get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally:
You will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally:
You may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally:
You will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally:
You will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the U.S. Border illegally:
You get
• A job, drivers license, social security card, welfare, food stamps, credit cards,
Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care,
• A lobbyist in Washington, billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
• The right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect and
• In many instances, you can vote.

And the U.S. is such a horrible country.



  • TNmikeTNmike Posts: 643
    GG, I don't understand it either. Mike
  • RVHRVH Posts: 523
    Don't forget that if you cross into Mexico at their southern border illegally, they just toss your (robbed) body back over the line.
  • Grandpas GrubGrandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
    Hay, Bonus! Free return trip. :laugh:

  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    Let's have an Eggfest in Juarez! :woohoo:
  • RVHRVH Posts: 523
    Grandpas Grub wrote:
    Hay, Bonus! Free return trip. :laugh:


    Kent, I just now saw this. Sometimes you really crack me up! :laugh:
  • Grandpas GrubGrandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
    :) :)

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