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Spring ChickenSpring Chicken Posts: 10,221
edited 12:44AM in EggHead Forum
Good morning Eggheads and potential Presidents.

I was in deep dreamstate dreaming that I was in deep dreamstate when the plumbing alert prompted me to discontinue my status and respond favorably to the pending crisis at hand. But there was momentary confusion when I disattached myself from the carbon unit recharging station because I apparently discontinued the wrong dreamstate and found myself in an unfamiliar place with no known direction to take. But while adjusting my vertical position a toe-level obstacle enjoined the confusion matrix bringing instantaneous realism into the time/place continuum. I then knew where I was and what I had to do. This exercise in futility used .0423 base time units, forcing me to let loose an after-burner retort that improved propulsion in the direction of the facility maintenance department. My arrival was timely and I carried out the pressure release sequence with practiced precision. Management by timely intervention.

Then to the food preparation area where I confirmed the illumination of the refrigeration unit's interior illuminator. An exceptionally easy but necessary task made easier by predictive results.

A quick glance out the external viewing portal disclosed nothing unusual so I will assume that Deputy Ropa has everything under control. He used his position of authority and his accumulated wisdom to address the 'pecking order' incident from the previous dark period. Hazel, the latest arrival at the ranch, and apparently enriched with a Type A personality, was put in charge of the 'rear guard.' Good move on Ropa's part because there is no 'rear guard.' But she is in charge of it and that gives her some clucking rights. The other staff members accepted the ruling and the problem is solved.

I moved on to the communication station where the only reporting activity among the 7 Members and 60 Guests was a pic-tutorial presentation by Jlockhart29, apparently after having returned from the graveyard. That's good. He assisted a Newbie. He's now in charge while I try to restore my horizontal positioning.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "The Confuseder I'm Here The Longer I Get" Chicken
Spring Texas USA
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