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Spring ChickenSpring Chicken Posts: 10,151
edited 11:47AM in EggHead Forum
Good morning Eggheads and those lacking in good decision-making skills.

EMERGENCY!!! Went vertical in the blink of a visualizer and initiated my forward motion transporter appendages in the direction of the Facility Maintenance Department. Arriving at precisely one base time unit before catastrophe, thereby giving me sufficient time to select the proper porcelain furniture, grasp the biofluid pressure release lever and let fly with a practiced shot that instantly solved the pending problem. Follow-up steps taken and so ends another successful response to one of the demands of this assignment.

Then off to the food preparation area where only a few moon risings earlier there was major trouble with the interior illuminator of the refrigeration unit. It failed to function for almost seven dark/light periods, thereby allowing a wide range of inventoried consumables to become unusable. One does not realize the magnitude of an inoperative interior illuminator until one does not have an operative illuminator.

Rodney Dangerbird is still in hibernation pending a review of his performance capabilities now that he has reverted to instinct and apparently forgotten that he has actual duties to perform and not just stand there crowing about the good old days. Deputy Larry Ropa waved that security was good.

A quick look into the communications center disclosed that 22 Members and 142 Guests were signed in to do their reports but few were actually reporting. Must be a slow news day. Good enough for me. I'll just go test the recharging station.

Say goodnight Leroy

Spring "No News Is Still News" Chicken
Spring Texas USA
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