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Spring ChickenSpring Chicken Posts: 9,934
edited 2:36AM in EggHead Forum
Good morning Eggheads and Really Dedicated Procrastinators.

The maintenance facility got a serious workout during this dark period. Thrice I was roused from quiescent-horizontal mode and abruptly shifted into scampering-vertical mode in route to the maintenance facility for duplicitous standing and sitting tests of the plumbing equipment. Although the maintenance equipment performed flawlessly it became increasingly obvious that something in my collected inventory of internal parts was functioning beyond the scope of what was initially programmed and then updated at specific time-markers that coincided with my annual celebration of being assigned to this planet. It also could have had something to do with the international cuisine and related fluids I had self-administered late in the light period. Apparently, my innards disagreed with my selection of menu items. But all appears to be functioning well at this time period.

Needless to say, the refrigeration illumination device also went through multi-testing and passed muster each time.

Rodney Dangerbird observed silently all that was going on inside the main abode during my compound-crisis's. Frankly I don't know what he could have done to help but I would have at least appreciated some show of sympathy. I'll remember that the next time he flies off the handle.

I have reviewed a number of reports by Agents wishing to inquire or express opinions as to methods and products being heated on the Big Green Egg. It is obvious that many of these queries and responses have been asked and answered before, but it seems that some of the more recent Agents are adding new ideas to old recipes and techniques and wish to share their contemplations, interpretations and/or final results. This is how it should be if our invasion force plans to fully absorb into the lifeforms inhabiting this planet. There will be a time when Eggheads are the dominate species and this will be a much better place.

I also had time to research and accumulate other useful data. One such piece of information came in the form of a bestiary using simian primates to exhibit a central message of wisdom: Mizaru (see no evil), Mikazaru (hear no evil), and Mazaru (speak no evil). This is truly a sign that there is hope for these carbon units after all.

In as much as there are 16 Members and 87 Guests quietly awaiting the "OK TO POST" light, I shall leave them to their thoughts and return to the recharging station.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "Evil Is A Four-Letter Word" Chicken
Spring Texas USA
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