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A great recipe!

fiver29fiver29 Posts: 627
edited 11:26AM in EggHead Forum
Fruitcake
With the holidays coming, here's a fruitcake recipe that will help take the stress out of this normally stressful time.[p] Ingredients:[p] 1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
3 oz lemon juice
1 cup nuts
1 gallon Absolut Vodka[p]First, sample the vodka to check for freshness.
Take a large bowl. Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
Repeat.[p]Repeat again.[p]Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add water, eggs and 1 tsp sugar and beat again. Make surr the vodca is still OK.[p]Cry another tup. Turn off mixers. Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewsciver. [p]Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity. Next, sniff two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?[p]Check the vodka. Now sniff the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table Spoon Of sugar or something. Whatever. Grease the oven.[p]Turn the cake tin 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Whip the bowl out the window. Check the vidka again.[p]Go to bed. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?

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Comments

  • fiver29,
    That's the best recipe I have ever seen for fruitcake!

  • BlueSmokeBlueSmoke Posts: 1,678
    fiver29,
    all i can say is after only one batch i can ship any man on this lick

  • GaDawgGaDawg Posts: 178
    fiver29,
    At last, a fruitcake recipe I can follow!
    Chuck

  • GretlGretl Posts: 670
    fiver29,
    You should have seen Martha Stewart when she made this on the Food TV network! ;-)

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