E-hour is approaching. Personal internal marinate commenced at 1100 hours this morning. At eggxactly 1500 hours, we will hit the beach with flame throwers igniting the coals. 1530 hours, stuffed tenderloin will assualt the grill over indirect heat provided by plate setter. Insurgence of temp probe will temporarily preclude this assault. Total victory should follow around 1700 hours, if not before. The spoils of the impending victory will be ingested by all in attendance. More to follow..