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Meat Eating Automatic Grate Cleaning Squirrel

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I'll rent him out for $5 a day:



The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

Cumming, GA

Eggs - XL, L, Small

Gasser - Weber Summit 6 Burner

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  • ar15203
    ar15203 Posts: 86
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    That is a easy way to clean the grate!
    XLBGE, Egging in NH
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    The rabies will clean right up with a wire brush....
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    I love lamp..
  • Hotch
    Hotch Posts: 3,564
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    :o You may want to toss that grid out if that is a male squirrel. Doesn't look like acorns he is rubbing on that grid.
    Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
    BGE Chiminea
    Prosper, TX
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,164
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    Oh my dog hates Mr. Squirrel enough as it is.....he would definitely be pissed about him munching on the grill.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 953
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    I see it as "compliments to the chef", but I will surely NEVER not get the grates hot, very hot, before I use them ever again.

    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Weber Summit 6 Burner

  • SmokeyPitt
    SmokeyPitt Posts: 10,490
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    He looks spatchcocked.  


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

  • CanadianAnvil
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    Leaving the fur on makes for good bark!
  • biggreenrob
    biggreenrob Posts: 194
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    You may want to grill him up.  He looks like he fits that grid pretty nicely.
    LBGE | DigiQ | SW Cap | KAB | iGrill2 | CI PS | PSWoo2 | HQ Grid | Extender
    Mini Max | PartyQ | KAB | CGW 2-Tier (Mod) | Woo w/Stone | SW Cap (mod) | CI13 
    Location: NoVA
  • paqman
    paqman Posts: 4,670
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    LOL

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  • jaydub58
    jaydub58 Posts: 2,167
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    Okay, I'd like to rent him for two days.
    Does that cover his bus fare out to the Left Coast?
    John in the Willamette Valley of Oregon
  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 953
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    You may want to grill him up.  He looks like he fits that grid pretty nicely.
    I'll leave a lot more meat on there to fatten him up.

    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Weber Summit 6 Burner

  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,186
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    On a side note, how do you keep the wall from getting gunk all over it? 
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,627
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    my reaction wasn't eeeeww, squirrel contaminating a grate.  I was immediately wondering how far away I would have to be so the pellet doesn't go through to the house, and how accurate am I going to be from that distance so I don't buy a new window
  • anton
    anton Posts: 1,813
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    I locked this bastard out
     Using a MBGE,woo/w stone,livin' in  Hayward California," The Heart Of The Bay "
  • Langner91
    Langner91 Posts: 2,120
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    Dang, Squirrel and Brown Gravy on the Egg.  Wrap that little bugger in Bacon and go low and slow...

    The worst part about eating a squirrel is getting their fur off. 

    Clinton, Iowa
  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 953
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    On a side note, how do you keep the wall from getting gunk all over it? 
    Great question, to which I have no answer, other than he eats it before it has a chance to make a mess?  It is under an overhang, so that's probably the real answer.

    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Weber Summit 6 Burner

  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 953
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    anton said:
    I locked this bastard out
    Looks like lick marks on the platesetter!

    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Weber Summit 6 Burner

  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 25,897
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    Hmmmm - the pointed snout on my cleaning assistant gets deeper down in my cast iron grate grooves - maybe we can tag team them!

    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
  • anton
    anton Posts: 1,813
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    danv23 said:

    anton said:
    I locked this bastard out
    Looks like lick marks on the platesetter!
    Dammit, you're right! That fiend!

     Using a MBGE,woo/w stone,livin' in  Hayward California," The Heart Of The Bay "
  • biggreenrob
    biggreenrob Posts: 194
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    RRP said:
    Hmmmm - the pointed snout on my cleaning assistant gets deeper down in my cast iron grate grooves - maybe we can tag team them!

    It's just a matter of time before someone slaps a logo on it and sells it as a 'revolutionary cleaning technology'.
    LBGE | DigiQ | SW Cap | KAB | iGrill2 | CI PS | PSWoo2 | HQ Grid | Extender
    Mini Max | PartyQ | KAB | CGW 2-Tier (Mod) | Woo w/Stone | SW Cap (mod) | CI13 
    Location: NoVA
  • biggreenrob
    biggreenrob Posts: 194
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    LBGE | DigiQ | SW Cap | KAB | iGrill2 | CI PS | PSWoo2 | HQ Grid | Extender
    Mini Max | PartyQ | KAB | CGW 2-Tier (Mod) | Woo w/Stone | SW Cap (mod) | CI13 
    Location: NoVA
  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
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    How dare that squirrel pull this stunt today vs Friday. Sheesh! :lol: 
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL