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election day meals

First off. ..vote.

I'm trying to choose between. ..

The Hillary Clinton free range chicken dinner
A left wing
2 small breast
2 huge thighs
Be sure to discard the right wing and back bone

Or the Republican chicken dinner
A steroid, hormone injected 3 legged chicken
Redskin potatoes
Monsanto "glow in the dark" green beans
Bread...lots of bread...a whole bunch of bread

Or the Michelle
One pinto bean
One corn kernel
A Chicklet
Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 

Comments

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
    Brother Apple, I got to go with the Republican meal. I really like the thought of 3 legs ;)

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  • Mross
    Mross Posts: 338
    How about an Obama?

    Smoked Unicorn with a Rainbow glaze
    West coast Fruits and nuts.
    Duncan, SC
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,663
    would go for the three legged chicken as well
    :D massachusetts has already round filed my ballot anyways, i never get any of the questions right
    :))
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    edited November 2014
    You should eat cheap, no-name hotdogs. If you're going to act like a loose-lipped ****, might as well eat them too. ;)
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Damn......struck a nerve?

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414

    Damn......struck a nerve?

    Me? Not at all. Just speaking the truth about politicians. henapple knows where he stands, dirty PBR-swilling communist.
  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,168
    edited November 2014
    Sorry! Chicklets are banned due to the candy coating. How about a grape or a cherry? Only the kind with a pit in it. You don't want to overdo it!
    Flint, Michigan
  • Waffles.  And sausage.  (But no one wants to see how the sausage is made.)
    It's a 302 thing . . .
  • jcaspary
    jcaspary Posts: 1,479
    No matter what is on the menu, you will always get something different!!
    XL BGE, LG BGE, and a hunger to grill everything in sight!!!
    Joe- Strongsville, OH
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    @Eggcelsior. ..red or white whine? :D
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    henapple said:

    @Eggcelsior. ..red or white whine? :D

    Red, white, and blue! Get it right, commie!
  • GrannyX4
    GrannyX4 Posts: 1,491
    We are having beans and cornbread. Everyone is full of hot air! ;;)
    Every day is a bonus day and every meal is a banquet in Winter Springs, Fl !
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    @Eggcelsior mentioned commies, @GrannyX4‌ mentioned beans...first thing I thought of was Putin. #:-S
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • bud812
    bud812 Posts: 1,869
    image

    Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...

    Large & Small BGE

    Stockton Ca.

  • Zmokin
    Zmokin Posts: 1,938
    eggLaTech said:
    I was thinking an all out congressional meal: PORK!!!........lotsa pork
    That's a good one. :))
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Zmokin said:
    eggLaTech said:
    I was thinking an all out congressional meal: PORK!!!........lotsa pork
    That's a good one. :))
    That's an insult to pigs......

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • Zmokin
    Zmokin Posts: 1,938
    I already voted.  I hate the new open primary rules in CA.  There ain't no Libertarians I can vote for today on my ballot.

    If you don't like the job the Democrats & Republicans have been doing, I strongly recommend you consider finding a 3rd Political party that closely matches your ideals and join them, help them grow, it's the only way we will ever make things better.  The two groups of losers that have been ruining our country won't change their spots until they lose control.  We need to defeat both of them.

    OK, Rant over.
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    Using the Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter,
     and a BBQ Guru temp controller.

    Medium BGE in custom modified off-road nest.
    Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter, and a Party-Q temp controller.

    Location: somewhere West of the Mason-Dixon Line
  • THEBuckeye
    THEBuckeye Posts: 4,230

    Wings, Fries and a Republican Senate! 

    No thanks on Hillary's HUUUUUGE thighs 
    New Albany, Ohio 

  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,832
    Steak and potatoes here. Not sure you can get much more American than that.

    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

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  • Wings, Fries and a Republican Senate! 

    No thanks on Hillary's HUUUUUGE thighs 
    What about the cankles ?
    Flint, Michigan