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O to the T...crude and sophomoric language.. thread titles

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henapple
henapple Posts: 16,025
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Welcome to the new egg owners and forum members. I would like to suggest some thread titles that have already been used. ..not to hinder but challenge you. Feel free to add to the list as you see fit, but be original.

Pork
Butt:
See my
I like big...followed by I cannot lie
Mine is bigger
Wiggle the bone..or pull the bone out
It's juicy
My wife, gf, mil, sister, mom...likes my
The bone just fell out
I did 2 butts...3,4, etc...last night
Hey, check out...
I cooked a kardashian
My butt went all night
Doing the butt
I injected my butt
How long will my butt take
Do you give your dog the bone


Meat
Pound my
Beat my
When it's hard it's well done
It's rare when it's soft
Biggest I've seen
It jiggled
Better than Centex...he's a stud
I feel like cazzy and Aaron...meat lover
My wife, mil....see pork
Wrapped my beef
Is that a bone in

Fowl
Big breast
Spread the thighs
Rub the breast
I stuck my hand in it...felt natural
I pulled the bone out (see pork)
If you raise your own. .choked my chicken
Rubbed it...spanked my chicken
The Hillary Clinton. .2 huge thighs, small breast and a left wing.
Duck you
I'm ducked
Mother Ducker

Spatchcock. ..it's own list
I circumcised that ****
My (fill in the blank) loves my ****
Biggest **** I've had
Neighborhood was amazed at my ****
I like my **** raised
I like my **** low and slow
My first ****
I split that **** in half..or "half cocked"
Check out my ****
Then skin on my **** wasn't crispy
My **** came out black...wife was happy

Others
Does it smell bad
My meat might be rotten
What is this bump
Can I eat around that
What's your favorite lump
How long before I eat it
Will it be good tomorrow
Should I feel guilty



These are a few to shy away from. Hit us with something new.

Also stay away from..

Let's see your:
table
house
vehicle
mancave
porch
pool
resume
w-2
Last year's income tax return


Love,

Henapple


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