The first time Aaron Franklin wanted to cook
brisket, he launched his dial-up Internet service, went to the AskJeeves home page (now just Ask.com), and typed “how to cook brisket” in the search field. Zero results. So he called his father, then owner of Ben’s Bar-B-Que in Bryan, Texas, who answered, “I don’t know, just cook it ‘til it’s done. Build a fire. Cook it ‘til it looks right.”
: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.
: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a **** about the rules? Mark it zero!
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