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OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

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  • oh lord...(.i mean good golly). Centex has been in the big silver tube in the sky and this is what greets him upon his arrival back in ATX. buckle up. This looks like bumpy weather.

    Didn't this guy say he was coming to Salado????? I hope we don't get picketed 


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  • caneggercanegger Posts: 540



    It keeps signing me out. I'm going to be really **** pissed if this is the new approach to forum "moderation".

    More filth and the forum COULD use moderation. For trash like this.




    Not happening to nola. Nola you got god like powers?
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 7,372
    edited March 2014
    It keeps signing me out. I'm going to be really **** pissed if this is the new approach to forum "moderation".
    More filth and the forum COULD use moderation. For trash like this.



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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,577

    And this is Merica'

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  • My name is Conway and I love little boys…… bom bom bom. 




    oh my god.....oh no............I am creeped the F out by that. I love the way they went with 1970's head shot/body shot double screen there for a bit. TFJ spit her wine out on the iMac. It was like one of those horrible family photo web pages.....but it was real.


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  • DMWDMW Posts: 10,474
    oh my god.....oh no............I am creeped the F out by that. I love the way they went with 1970's head shot/body shot double screen there for a bit. TFJ spit her wine out on the iMac. It was like one of those horrible family photo web pages.....but it was real.


    Does Applecare cover wine spit?
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  • DMW said:
    oh my god.....oh no............I am creeped the F out by that. I love the way they went with 1970's head shot/body shot double screen there for a bit. TFJ spit her wine out on the iMac. It was like one of those horrible family photo web pages.....but it was real.


    Does Applecare cover wine spit?
    I don't know but it was worth it. We were dying laughing. Well played T-Strick. The creep factor was at 11 on that video.


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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 22,582


    All I wanted was a Pepsi.
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 22,582
    And what temp to cook my waygu brisket.
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  • td66snrftd66snrf Posts: 1,146
    edited March 2014
    nolaegghead I've been watching and laughing at this post since you started it. It's hilarious. All I have to say is you have mucho mas grande huevos  than I do to bring up this subject. I believe these threads are going to go on longer than 6000 years.  On the subject of masturbation, an old boss of mine said there were only two types of liars, ones that said they never did, and ones that said they quit. To finalize if you pay what you must for waygu brisket eat it sashimi style.
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 22,582
    @td66snrf - thanks much.  Just havin' fun.  Apparently not that harmless based on "All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!".  Guess there are good people and bad people and mandatory reading implied.  Lesson in relativity and context learned.

    Yeah, I would, had I actually bought waygu brisket, probably not cooked it like a regular brisket.  Probably would encapsulate it in resin and put it on my mantle.  Or eat it sashimi style like you said.  Yum.
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  • td66snrftd66snrf Posts: 1,146
    Too funny and that much closer to the 6000 mark.
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  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 8,092
    hapster said:
    Tuesday night riot...Awesome!
    Amen brother!!! Oops... Sorry Conway, meant to say "way to go brother"
    Sure you didn't mean "Go away brother"?
    I know it's wrong, but I love Nola, best time I've had in months....
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 22,582
    edited March 2014
    @skiddymarker - I'm happy you're not angry with me for the perceived troll-like (but really ain't) thread.  I know how you delicately balance the  dichotomy between the scripture vs scientific age of our mother planet.  Tips on reconciling this:

    "Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium, is the host of "Cosmos," the rebooted version of Carl Sagan's classic science show. "Cosmos" debuted Sunday on Fox, and Tyson joined the Brian Lehrer Show on WNYC to discuss its return, as well why the Bible shouldn't be used as a textbook.

    Rather than painting science and religion as diametrically opposed to each other, Tyson said that there are plenty of scientists who believe in God. “The issue there is not religion versus non-religion or religion versus science, the issue there is ideas that are different versus dogma," he observed.

    He continued, “If you start using your scripture, your religious text as a source of your science, that’s where you run into problems, and there is no example of someone reading their scripture and saying ‘I have a prediction about the world that no one knows yet because this gave me insight.’”

    “Enlightened religious people know this, and don’t try to use the Bible as a textbook,” he concluded.

    "

    That said, some scientists must be (*&^%$# nuts.


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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,577
    I see what you did there, nola.

    That said, the fact that you mentioned ST made my day.
  • DMWDMW Posts: 10,474
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  • DoubleEggerDoubleEgger Posts: 8,091
    DMW said:
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    Stirring the pot tonight Brother D? 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 22,582
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  • God this is hilarious. I totally forgot about all of this. Ass hattery at its finest. 
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  • ToxarchToxarch Posts: 1,416
    There's an old thread. If you want a similar topic for a new thread, you should look up flat earth theory and see the "proof" and conspiracy theories. Though most will probably be in the round earth corner on that one.
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  • Darby_CrenshawDarby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
    What ever happened to mountaindewbass?
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