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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 18,953
    henapple said:
    I had duel astigmatism. ..lasik took care of it. That's @cazzy and vi.
    I wonder how you recognized them, and how many spins it took....
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 18,953
    I too had dual astigmatism. I couldn't even walk around my own house without glasses. Imagine walking down a side alley in Baghdad knowing that if your glasses break or fall of, you are helpless. Not fun.
    So you used to wear those military issue BCDs.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,280
    I've seriously considered prescription goggles for ski patrol. Saw some guys with some... NOPE. I'd rather have lasers shot at my cornea.
  • Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.
    I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,280
    Conway please say you'll grill for us
    Nola'll grow up someday, promise
    Saving all his advice just for you
    Signed with love
    forever true

    BGE was the grill who lived next door
    I've known the forum I guess 2 years or more
    Forum wrote me a note one day
    And this is what she had to say

    Conway please say you'll grill for us
    Nola'll grow up someday, promise
    Saving all his advice just for you
    Signed with love
    forever true
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,944

    I would love to have lasik. My doc says my prescription can't change for a minimum of a year. That was when I was 17.....11 years ago. Still getting new glasses every year
    Shut your filthy Mouth!!!!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,280

    I would love to have lasik. My doc says my prescription can't change for a minimum of a year. That was when I was 17.....11 years ago. Still getting new glasses every year

    We'll see on my current pair.
  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,547



    Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.

    I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 

    If the thread leads with off topic or OT...beware. OT doesn't stand for Old Testament. But, Onan did a little business in Genesis.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,882



    Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.

    I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 

    It's really hard to not blow this idiot out
    of the water. He reminds me of Ken Ham.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,547
    This is getting unruly.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,280
    If this forum is 6000 years old, the other is 4.5 million; in terms of experience. You with me @henapple?
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,882
    He also reminds me of Ray Comfort. 
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,944
    henapple said:
    This is getting unruly.
    I think this one might have the distance

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,280

    He also reminds me of Ray Comfort. 

    Henapple's nom de guerre for "adult" movies.
  • Will see who the idiot is when the time comes. This place is so rude.
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,882
    Will see who the idiot is when the time comes. This place is so rude.
    Thats mighty Christian of you. 
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • DMWDMW Posts: 8,911
    Maybe this is the wrong forum...
    My Facebook Page where I document my cooking
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - Gasser
  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,382

    Will see who the idiot is when the time comes. This place is so rude.

    Way to get your smite on...
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,882
    DMW said:
    Maybe this is the wrong forum…
    You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • DMWDMW Posts: 8,911


    DMW said:

    Maybe this is the wrong forum…

    You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 

    Travis, meant it is the wrong forum for Conway.
    My Facebook Page where I document my cooking
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - Gasser
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,882
    DMW said:
    DMW said:
    Maybe this is the wrong forum…
    You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 
    Travis, meant it is the wrong forum for Conway.
    It is. He will figure that out pretty quickly, I think. 
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,382


    DMW said:


    DMW said:

    Maybe this is the wrong forum…

    You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 
    Travis, meant it is the wrong forum for Conway.

    It is. He will figure that out pretty quickly, I think. 

    No he won't... That's what makes it so fun :)
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,944
    Tuesday night riot...Awesome!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,547
    How'd I get dragged into this? Conway...I will say 4 pages ago you said you weren't looking at the thread anymore. It's like a car wreck...you hope nobody is hurt but dammit if there's a body bag I need to see it.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,280
    It's Friday for me, LS. Austin at high noon tomorrow! Let's partaaaayyyy!
  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,382

    Tuesday night riot...Awesome!

    Amen brother!!! Oops... Sorry Conway, meant to say "way to go brother"
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,944


    It's Friday for me, LS. Austin at high noon tomorrow! Let's partaaaayyyy!
    We won't get there till 6:30 or later. You gonna be at the inn? You owe me beer remember

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,944
    Oh Good Lord! I am mistaken. It's Thursday we get there.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 18,953
    edited March 2014
    Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.
    I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 
    What, is he a role model for you or just a coincidental name?  Conway Twitty married three times.   I think that's more christian-like than YOU disparaging my parody thread and calling my content "FILTH".  I cried for at least an hour after reading your hateful post. (*sniff*).  You hurtful person.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 18,953
    edited March 2014
    (redacted because I'm laughing too hard)
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

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