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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    I never knew Salvador Dali made a movie.  Learn something knew every day....
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • HelmetHelmet Posts: 162
    @Nolaegghead - I haven't seen anything that funny, or that made me laugh that hard at my computer screen in a LONG LONG time (re: Don't masturbate).  
    Medium BGE, Weber Q120 (The traveller)
    "I claim artistic license, it has a good beat, I can dance to it"
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    @Helmet - thanks man, got that from Travis in a text about a year back.
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • I know I'm new here but I don't come here for things like this. I come here to learn to cook on my egg.There should at least be a warning for folks who don't like this kind of thing. I'm with Stevesails....i won't be looking at this any more!



  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • gmacgmac Posts: 1,574
    Wow...just wow. I will not comment beyond that because I will offend everyone. Seriously. Everyone.
    Mt Elgin Ontario - just a Large.
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,693
    You're a hairy-palmed bastid Nola. How thick are your glasses?
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316

    You're a hairy-palmed bastid Nola. How thick are your glasses?
    I shave my palms.  I'm sphere -6.5 or so, so pretty thick, but I pay for that fancy high index of refraction plastic lenses.

    If I had set out to offend anyone (which I didn't), I gar-un-tee this thread would have a hunnert irate conway twitties posting.
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,693
    edited March 2014
    I don't have a diopter joke. You're almost as bad as my mom, she gets those fancy schmancy lenses too. BGE prices there.
  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,812
    Per @Cazzy...meatspin.com
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    Yeah, I could have bought a mini.  Except I have vision insurance. 

    I guess diopter measurements just aren't that funny.  But we can compensate with something like:

    1 Ezra Pound ≈ 454 Billy Grahams
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    henapple said:
    Per @Cazzy...meatspin.com
    He got you to do his dirty work, eh?  I'm gonna call his ass up and complain about what is seen cannot be unseen.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,693

    Yeah, I could have bought a mini.  Except I have vision insurance. 

    I guess diopter measurements just aren't that funny.  But we can compensate with something like:

    1 Ezra Pound ≈ 454 Billy Grahams

    Hmmm... Jew Haters unite? If only I could have been a fly on tricky ****'s wall. Ezra removed all doubt with his radio.

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,812
    Jew hater?
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    Erza and Billy were both anti-Semites.  The whitehouse tapes caught Billy and **** hatin' on the Jews.

    I only hate haters for hatin'.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 28,742
    Where did you get that approximately equals symbol. I need that. True bout Ezra. Kinda funny with the cru he was involved in.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316

    Where did you get that approximately equals symbol. I need that. True bout Ezra. Kinda funny with the cru he was involved in.
    Found it on the interwebs.  ≈

    You can copy it from wiki - search for "approximation".

    Unicode is (U+2248)
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 5,001
    Get prk. It makes life worth living.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 8,163
    I was about to say "Nice to see you post again Nola", but after re-reading this, I'll reconsider.
    It does make much more sense with a snoot full of Jim Beam. 
    Delta B.C. - Move over coffee, this is job for alcohol!
  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,431
    This thread has afforded me at least half a dozen occasion to reach for bleach as an eyewash solution... And I don't regret that for a second.

    One can learn so much here if one is open minded.

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    Get prk. It makes life worth living.
    I've been thinking about it.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 23,316
    Warning - don't open Cazzy/henapple's posted link.  Those guys are sick puppies.  It's not a BBQ site.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,431
    True true... Only if you planned on slow cooking ones eyeballs.
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,693
    @travisstrick, have you had Lasix? Do you like it?
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 5,001
    I had prk. It's almost like lasick.

    It was the single most life changing thing ice ever done. If it was $100k I would still do it.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,812
    I had lasik...going back shortly to have touch up done. Money well spent. ...unless you view these posted links.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,693
    I'm thinking about it. I have dual astigmatism though. Vision gets worse one year, better the next. Swinging dicks notwithstanding, right @henapple?
  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,812
    I had duel astigmatism. ..lasik took care of it. That's @cazzy and vi.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,693
    I'm going to talk to my ophthalmologist then. Dis gon be gud.
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 5,001
    I too had dual astigmatism. I couldn't even walk around my own house without glasses. Imagine walking down a side alley in Baghdad knowing that if your glasses break or fall of, you are helpless. Not fun.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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