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OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

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  • You perverts hijacked my revisionist history thread.  Damn you soul-less heathens and my you be chased by horny well-endowed goats through a Shaun White half-pipe labyrinth in the fiery depths of 6000 year old Hades.   
    I think the Evan Williams has finally taken it's hold..............
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  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,437

    The real question is what kind of charcoal do they have in hell?

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    Yes, it was Evan Williams speaking, not me.   :ar!


    The real question is what kind of charcoal do they have in hell?

    Hell hath only briquettes.   >:)
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  • NDGNDG Posts: 1,547
    I just looked at Goatse . . . . thanks a million.

    I suggest reading the wikipedia version rather than clicking the website like I did.  Plus, the wikipedia description is so detailed - I found it absolutely hilarious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx 
    Columbus, Ohio
  • sumoconnellsumoconnell Posts: 1,359
    I didn't want to know that. 
    I didn't want to know that.
    I didn't want to know that.

    ugh.

    I didn't want to know that.

    Why am I thinking...
    Confucius says "He who sleeps with itchy bunghole wakes up with stinky finger"
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    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.
  • NDGNDG Posts: 1,547
    yea its real bad.  I should have expressed that better.  
    Columbus, Ohio
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    Blame Eggcelsior for injecting Goatse.
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    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 8,732
    Still not as bad as Enumclaw.  
    "If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots." - NdGT

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - DT


  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,845
    To all of you:

    image
  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,962
    Rectum? Killed him.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,962
    Ask @Cazzy what his favorite is?
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 28,747
    " ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta  "

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,845
    Of course. Little Steven elevates this conversation with a Dante fart joke.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    Sadly, that actually does elevate this thread.

    Blow Ye the Trumpet of Goatse!, I mean, Zion!
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    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    NOLA, you sent me the wrong Shun knife last year. You have mine. I have yours and it's just like you told me last year in Salado, won't hold an edge. This one also has  a chunk of the handle missing. Mine was new. Please return mine. Thanks. I was going to bring this up in Salado, but, alas, I won't be coming this year.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    @hornhonk Sure, PM me your address again.
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  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    Ok, you are still a nice guy.
  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    Sent!
  • sumoconnellsumoconnell Posts: 1,359
    Let me bring this thread back home.  @eggcelsior just mentioned a topic, and it burned retinas.  I'll do the same.

    spacedicks

    I apologize.
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    Dude.  Whatever you do don't look at the reddit spacedicks thread.  (*barf*)  I'll never be the same.
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    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • stevesailsstevesails Posts: 990
    edited March 2014

    ok.. I am not looking at this thread again. I left the old forum due to grand kids, pets, religion and politics. 

    But it does say OT, so it is my own fault.

     



    XL   Walled Lake, MI

  • hornhonk said:
    Ok, you are still a nice guy.
    no he is not.
    Keeping it Weird in the ATX
    2 Large BGE
    1 MiniMax BGE
    1 Karubecue C60 (aka-"The Dishwasher")
    More accessories than TFJ knows about and one more purchase from mandatory counciling
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    Ok, so he's a schmuck.
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 28,747
    Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.
    I for one can remember when this was a much more friendlier place.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.
    I for one can remember when this was a much more friendlier place.
    I think you mean "more friendly", ya language-challenged canuck.  :D
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    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 28,747
    That is a direct quote from an old post. I'm outa here. That was too

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,845
    I'm going to name my mini-max "Spacedick".

    "Hey guys, lookie what spacedick cooked up tonight!"

    So many lulz.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,530
    Oh YEAH?!  SILLIOUSLY?!  I'm outta here too.
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    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,845
    edited March 2014
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