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OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    Wolfpack said:
    umm...well, (ahem) not all that I just said is true....

    The part about any credit going to Travis- right?
    That part at least is true.  Cen-tex got the same text.
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,837
    Baptized on Bourbon Street. Doesn't count. Except for the boobies. They always count(twice).
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515

    Baptized on Bourbon Street. Doesn't count. Except for the boobies. They always count(twice).
    I was dragging around a giant cross on bourbon street with a sign around my neck sayin, GOD HATES PRIMOS.  Felt some liquid splash on me.  I consider that my baptism.  For real.  (*sniff*)
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  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,445
    And to think, I read today about the Pope pinching some friends cross while the dude is laid out in his coffin....

    Crazy!

    But I'm glad to finally find out where the sun goes besides behind my neighbors house
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,837
    hapster said:

    And to think, I read today about the Pope pinching some friends cross while the dude is laid out in his coffin....

    Crazy!

    But I'm glad to finally find out where the sun goes besides behind my neighbors house

    Was he flogging the bishop?
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    And to think, I read today about the Pope pinching some friends cross while the dude is laid out in his coffin.... Crazy! But I'm glad to finally find out where the sun goes besides behind my neighbors house
    Was he flogging the bishop?
    I hope that's not like tossing a salad...
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  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 8,697
    All I know is that every sperm is sacred, and that I'm going straight to hell.
    "If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots." - NdGT

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  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,445
    I'm not worried about my seats, I'm sure I'm going to wind up in the fire; what I'm sweating is whether or not I can qualify to throw out the first pitch...
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 5,001
    edited March 2014
    I'm just surprised no one has brought up Ken Ham yet. 



    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 5,001
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    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    I'm surprised no one has thought to spend an ass-load of money building a giant replica ark when their state is super broken. 
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  • Mama RoneckMama Roneck Posts: 383
    I'm good. long as they've got brisket there
    Mamaroneck
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    I'm good. long as they've got brisket there
    Hell is run by cows.  Carniverous cows, and we're on the menu.  Don't be evil, or you'll be dinner.
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  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 5,001
    Nola, stop with all your "observational science". 
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    By the way, where's village idiot?  I've been away for a while.....
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,837

    I'm surprised no one has thought to spend an ass-load of money building a giant replica ark when their state is super broken. 

    There is one in western Maryland. The church is broke, which is why it's just been a partial frame for 20-odd years.
  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 5,001
    He's on sabbatical in Darfur. He said something about "the suffering of man" and threw us the deuces. 
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    Hey, let's steal his vespa....
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  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 8,697

    I'm just surprised no one has brought up Ken Ham yet. 




    He's an imbecile. How's that?
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    I'm just surprised no one has brought up Ken Ham yet. 



    He's an imbecile. How's that?
    how 'bout these apples n fig leaves:

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/ken-ham-explains-why-aig-is-building-a-giant-ark-instead-of-spending-money-to-feed-the-hungry-115574/

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    ^^^^^^^^^^this
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  • He's on sabbatical in Darfur. He said something about "the suffering of man" and threw us the deuces. 

    I actually believe he was not pleased with the sophomoric tone the forum had taken. This thread should fix it :))
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    He's on sabbatical in Darfur. He said something about "the suffering of man" and threw us the deuces. 

    I actually believe he was not pleased with the sophomoric tone the forum had taken. This thread should fix it :))
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    Oh, please let this fix it!!!!!
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    OK.  Based on the feedback here, I'm still not sure if I need to cook my waygu brisket at 6000 or 4,540,000,000 degrees F.  Anyone clarify that for me?  I paid like $20/lb for this chef's cut.
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    ...and how many hours per pound.  I'm thinking 1.2.
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  • Dome or grid?
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    ummm...dome, of course.  I'll have a big water pan.
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    Well......I googled "goatse" on my work ipad. I'm pretty sure I don't have a job anymore. Do not google "goatse". Eggselsior, that is some sick sh@t. My 18 year old son died laughing when I told him what I did. He said "some things cannot be unseen". Wow.
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,515
    You perverts hijacked my revisionist history thread.  Damn you soul-less heathens and my you be chased by horny well-endowed goats through a Shaun White half-pipe labyrinth in the fiery depths of 6000 year old Hades.   
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,837
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