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TFJ is now on the forum- please send all requests/concerns regarding my behavior to her

The Cen-Tex SmokerThe Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 11,789
edited April 2013 in EggHead Forum
Her handle is @Girl_on_Grill (which is awesome, Thanks @lakewade for that)

She got on in one day! It took me weeks.Guess they do pay attention up there :))



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  • SmokeyPittSmokeyPitt Posts: 5,113
    edited April 2013
    I'm looking forward to some close-up pics of some very good food!

    Wait for it....

    @Girl_on_Grill (food) p0rn.




    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg wing. 
    2014 Wing King's Apprentice
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 5,455
    Now that could be a dangerous move...time will tell :)
    Louisville
  • lousubcap said:
    Now that could be a dangerous move...time will tell :)
    If she hasn't figured it out by now, nothing that happens on here is going to sway her opinion. She lives with it every day and sadly, it's not much different.



  • Wilma likes what comes off the Egg, but my cologne "Essence of Egg" is not a turn on as it apparently is for the lady in your avatar.

    ........................................................................................

    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

  • otterotter Posts: 170
    Thanks CT, u walked me through a brisket a couple of weeks ago, finally did one yesterday, came out good.
    Pure Michigan
    Grand Rapids, Michigan  LBGE, SBGE
  • SmokeyPittSmokeyPitt Posts: 5,113
    @Eggcelsior: Great minds think alike!
    Welcome!  That is just plain awesome.  


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg wing. 
    2014 Wing King's Apprentice
  • tazcrashtazcrash Posts: 1,847
    edited April 2013
    Welcome TFJ. 
    most forgiving SWMBO'd ever!!! @Girl_on_Grill

    Thanks @Eggcelsior:
    Greatest avatar ever!!! 

    Bx - > NJ ->TX!!! 
    All to get cheaper brisket! 
  • calikingcaliking Posts: 5,795
    TFJ - Welcome!

    We can finally quit bugging HWMO (He Who Must Obey) to get you to post some bread tips/info here. :) @henapple - back me up here.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • JRWhiteeJRWhitee Posts: 2,478
    Please do NOT send concerns regarding the behavior of CenTex my way! I will offer a one-time blanket apology:

    Dear (your name here),
    I would like to apologize for my husband's offensive (language, photos, behavior, drunkenness). I'm sure he meant no harm and probably intended to be hilarious. Please forgive the impersonal nature of this form letter. I wish I could respond to each complaint in detail, but there simply aren't enough hours in the day.

    All My Best,
    TFJ
    This could be a standard form letter from most wives on this site.  8-}
                                                                        
    _________________________________________________

    Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014 
    Founding Member of the Green Man Group cooking team.
    Johns Creek, Georgia




  • No wonder they allow the fairer sex on so much faster.

    This place is a @#!*% sausage fest.

    This should be her avatar:

    image


    Ha! it already was! nailed it. It is a sausage fest. Hopefully she will stick around- 

  • otter said:
    Thanks CT, u walked me through a brisket a couple of weeks ago, finally did one yesterday, came out good.
    glad it worked out!



  • Please do NOT send concerns regarding the behavior of CenTex my way! I will offer a one-time blanket apology:

    Dear (your name here),
    I would like to apologize for my husband's offensive (language, photos, behavior, drunkenness). I'm sure he meant no harm and probably intended to be hilarious. Please forgive the impersonal nature of this form letter. I wish I could respond to each complaint in detail, but there simply aren't enough hours in the day.

    All My Best,
    TFJ
    we have that posted on our door at home and she has cards made up for when we are out in public. She gives out 10% off lump coupons at BBQ outfitters for when I have really crossed the line.



  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 5,455
    Can you picture TFJ and Cen-Tex sitting across the table with computers blazing having a great time on the forum...and the kids are going hungry :)
    Louisville
  • tazcrashtazcrash Posts: 1,847
    edited April 2013
    Please do NOT send concerns regarding the behavior of CenTex my way! I will offer a one-time blanket apology:

    Dear (your name here),
    I would like to apologize for my husband's offensive (language, photos, behavior, drunkenness). I'm sure he meant no harm and probably intended to be hilarious. Please forgive the impersonal nature of this form letter. I wish I could respond to each complaint in detail, but there simply aren't enough hours in the day.

    All My Best,
    TFJ
    Uh-oh.... Enabler. ;)

    FWIW, Not only can I thank thank Cen-Tex for my current brisket knowledge, and 2 good ones off the egg. I can thank him for a Woodford reserve habit, and a new zip code (77573). 

    OK, He's not responsible for the move, but he made Texas sound fun....(watermelon). 

    Bx - > NJ ->TX!!! 
    All to get cheaper brisket! 
  • GriffinGriffin Posts: 6,632
    Welcome aboard @Girl_on_Grill. Glad to have the better half of your team aboard. ;)

    Richardson, Texas

    Griffin's Grub or you can find me on Facebook

    The Supreme Potentate, Sovereign Commander and Sultan of Wings

     

  • tazcrash said:
    Please do NOT send concerns regarding the behavior of CenTex my way! I will offer a one-time blanket apology:

    Dear (your name here),
    I would like to apologize for my husband's offensive (language, photos, behavior, drunkenness). I'm sure he meant no harm and probably intended to be hilarious. Please forgive the impersonal nature of this form letter. I wish I could respond to each complaint in detail, but there simply aren't enough hours in the day.

    All My Best,
    TFJ
    Uh-oh.... Enabler. ;)

    FWIW, Not only can I thank thank Cen-Tex for my current brisket knowledge, and 2 good ones off the egg. I can thank him for a Woodford reserve habit, and a new zip code (77573). 

    OK, He's not responsible for the move, but he made Texas sound fun....(watermelon). 

    We are glad to have you Taz!. Glad I got you dialed in on those briskets since you are now a proud resident of our great state. have you gone through a summer down there yet? get ready if not, hope you have a pool. They are great for tossing watermelons in if nothing else (do not do this)



  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 9,743
    Can you tell us how high-pitched Cen-Tex's screams were when he saw his egg table the other day?

    I imagine that you heard the shriek then ran out to find him like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.

    image
  • tazcrashtazcrash Posts: 1,847
    edited April 2013
    I was down here last summer for 2 weeks mid-to late July. 
    Houston, and Austin. 

    Bought a house with a in the development, and room for one.  

    Had to move to a place where brisket wasn't 10 bucks a lb.
     
    Bx - > NJ ->TX!!! 
    All to get cheaper brisket! 
  • Can you tell us how high-pitched Cen-Tex's screams were when he saw his egg table the other day?

    I imagine that you heard the shriek then ran out to find him like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.

    image
    still a little freaked out by it.



  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 6,058
    Welcome, and completely understand the form letter - personal correspondence simply apologizing for (let alone trying to explain) the actions of this brisket smoking, Woodford sipping, table burning maniac would be a full time job. You deserve to be considered for Sainthood. 

    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
  • Welcome, and completely understand the form letter - personal correspondence simply apologizing for (let alone trying to explain) the actions of this brisket smoking, Woodford sipping, table burning maniac would be a full time job. You deserve to be considered for Sainthood. 

    Well said....but Woodford gulping (only on weekends now  :| ) is more accurate.



  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 9,743
    Welcome, and completely understand the form letter - personal correspondence simply apologizing for (let alone trying to explain) the actions of this brisket smoking, Woodford sipping, table burning maniac would be a full time job. You deserve to be considered for Sainthood. 

    For everything she is going to have to apologize for, CT will have to build a pedestal so high I'll be able to see it from Maryland.

    I'm thinking something like Lord Horatio Nelson's column in Trafalgar Square.

    He will toil by maintaining the eternal flame of Egg at the base. Lucky for CT, he will just need to add lump every 24 hours or so.
  • doubledouble Posts: 1,214
    lousubcap said:
    Can you picture TFJ and Cen-Tex sitting across the table with computers blazing having a great time on the forum...and the kids are going hungry :)
    His kids wont be going hungry they are outside looking after his Brisket!. Welcome TFJ!
    Lynnwood WA
  • Welcome, and completely understand the form letter - personal correspondence simply apologizing for (let alone trying to explain) the actions of this brisket smoking, Woodford sipping, table burning maniac would be a full time job. You deserve to be considered for Sainthood. 

    For everything she is going to have to apologize for, CT will have to build a pedestal so high I'll be able to see it from Maryland.

    I'm thinking something like Lord Horatio Nelson's column in Trafalgar Square.

    He will toil by maintaining the eternal flame of Egg at the base. Lucky for CT, he will just need to add lump every 24 hours or so.
    she's been at this almost 26 years. At some point it has to be her fault for allowing all this to happen for so long but I can't get her to see it my way just yet. 


  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 9,743
    double said:
    lousubcap said:
    Can you picture TFJ and Cen-Tex sitting across the table with computers blazing having a great time on the forum...and the kids are going hungry :)
    His kids wont be going hungry they are outside looking after his Brisket!. Welcome TFJ!
    Exactly. TFJ and CT are doing it right. Going to concerts while Spawn of CTFJ watches the Egg. 
  • Anyone who can help control Cen-Tex is welcomed. LOL

     

    -SMITTY     

    from SANTA CLARA, CA

  • double said:
    lousubcap said:
    Can you picture TFJ and Cen-Tex sitting across the table with computers blazing having a great time on the forum...and the kids are going hungry :)
    His kids wont be going hungry they are outside looking after his Brisket!. Welcome TFJ!
    gotta start them young. They did an excellent job on that one too.



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