Humble Request to the Royal Court of Loneydom

loco_engr

After little thought and even less research I petition the Royal Court of Loneydom :ermm:
for approval of my self appointed title:

Master of the Horse

from Wikipdia:
Today the Master of the Horse has a primarily ceremonial office, and rarely appears except on state occasions, and especially when the Sovereign is mounted. The Crown Equerry has daily oversight of the Royal Mews, which provides vehicular transport for the Sovereign, both cars and horse-drawn carriages. Train travel is arranged by the Royal Travel Office, which also co-ordinates air transport.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_(royal)

Considered "Groom of the Stool" but I have enough abuse as it is! :woohoo:

Any other ideas will be considered and appreciated.

Note of concern: Happy hour has already started and on 2nd R&C :ohmy:

stike

what izzat, like, "Master of the 'Loney Pony" :laugh:

Photo Egg

One part of the horse comes to mind. :woohoo:

It was a joke...You know you would have used it on me.LOL

Richard Fl

We need to have LONEY in the title to be official. How about stikes idea or this? Nothing is cast in bronze.
"LONEY Master of the Horse"

cookn biker

now that's funny

Richard Fl

Sounds like a YE vote from the court.

Hoss

How many Regions are there in the lower 48 states.Hornhonk is the First Regional Knight.We could have ever how many Knights as there are regions.Preferably each Knight would represent the Region they live in.Just a thought.

Example= NorthEast,Mid-Atlantic,SouthEast,Deep South,MidSouth,MidWest,West, NorthWest,Northern Plains,Southern Plains,SouthWest,etc.Hell.....Even CANADA! :laugh:

2Fategghead

:ermm: I guess I need to move. :woohoo:

Richard Fl

And don't forget our potential international inductees.

Up north of the border "Sir LONEY Canuck"
and down south "The LONEY Sombrero"
Time for another single malt.

Little Steven

Not this freakin' Canuck. Don't even think about that

Hoss

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nah,you are GrandFathered in!

Hoss

AWWWW,C'mon dude.....pretty please? :silly: :evil:

Richard Fl

As our numbers eggspand we could have one in each area code and then zip code.

Little Steven

Hoss,

It ain't gonna happen....ever

2Fategghead

Shucks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hornhonk

Please re-read, Hoss. I'm the First Regal Knight of the Loney Legion, not region! I can NEVER be duplicated! :woohoo:

Hoss

You are right! That would just make you the HEAD Knight over all the other Knights.

Bordello

??? Now we have a Loney Grandfather????? :woohoo:

Thought I was in Eggland but it looks like I ended up in Loney Land. :silly:

Loney to y'all,
Bordello

hornhonk

:ermm:

2Fategghead

Often imitated NEVER be duplicated! :woohoo: :laugh:

Hoss

It REALLY is a MAGICAL KINGDOM!

Bordello

I've heard about the head nurse but never a head Knight.
:evil:

You guys are.....................................Loney.

Cheers,
Bordello

Hoss

'Loney.I think some people confuse 'Loney with Looney.Spelling and pronuciation wise anyway.
Example= 'Loney is prounounced -Low-knee,short for Baloney.
But you are correct,we are all-LOONEY! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Bordello

:silly:
Got it, glad I'm not a Looney, feel much better now.

Thanks,
Bordello

loco_engr

LOL . . . I was looking for something like carriage driver but this was what was the closest I could find
. . . :unsure:

loco_engr

:ermm:

loco_engr

I like that title! :ermm:

loco_engr

By golly I think that is very appropriate!

Hoss

I don't get to vote,but I like it if you do.

Richard Fl

SSSSSSUUUUSSSSSSSS, they are lurking.

Richard Fl

You could add "LONEY Master of the horse drawn carriage".