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Celibacy

Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 12,832
edited 12:15PM in EggHead Forum
What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,

'Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy.........




Hey, it's cooking-related, isn't it?

:laugh:

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!

                                                            …Unknown

Michael 
Central Connecticut 

Comments

  •  
    :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:

    Pretty cute...

    Merry Christmas.

    Kent
  • LOL
    Thought you were gonna say bein' without your BGE for a week or two ;)
  • Thats when the fight started. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice joke. :) :)
  • BoatmanBoatman Posts: 854
    LMAO B) :silly:
  • rsmdalersmdale Posts: 2,472
    I can relate to that ... mor than you know!!

    Too funny!!


    GOOD EATS AND GOOD FRIENDS

    DALE
  • egretegret Posts: 4,107
    :laugh: :woohoo: Now, that's funny!!
  • FiretruckFiretruck Posts: 2,679
    Great story! I laughed out loud and my wife thinks I'm crazy. :laugh:
  • 2Fategghead2Fategghead Posts: 9,623
    Ha that is funny! :laugh:
  • BigABigA Posts: 1,157
    LOL - I was wondering were the post was heading. That was good! :laugh:
  • loco_engrloco_engr Posts: 3,673
    Thanks for the laugh!
  • cookn bikercookn biker Posts: 13,407
    Michael, Will you marry me? ;)
    Molly
    Colorado Springs
    "Loney Queen"
    "Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it."
    Bill Bradley; American hall of fame basketball player, Rhodes scholar, former U.S. Senator from New Jersey
    LBGE, MBGE, SBGE , MiniBGE and a Mini Mini BGE
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    :silly: :blink: :S :pinch: :laugh: TOO FUNNY! :laugh: :laugh:
  • When I clicked on the thread, I thought it would be a heavy discussion! That's an original. Great laughs :laugh: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
  • thechief96thechief96 Posts: 1,908
    That's funny. Just told my wife. She laughed along with me but then asked if I really knew...lucked out on that one. :woohoo:
    Dave San Jose, CA The Duke of Loney
  • 2Fategghead2Fategghead Posts: 9,623
    I just read it to Cindy and she chuckled all the way out of the room. :laugh:
  • Very funny! :lol:
  • Clay QClay Q Posts: 4,435
    he he he :P
    Thanks for the joke this mornin, starts my day off right.
  • RGBHVRGBHV Posts: 1,318
    I love it.

    It's great to see someone so in tune with their spouse.

    Michael
  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 12,832
    haha, I'd be fine with that. It's the other that would have me worried. :laugh:

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!

                                                                …Unknown

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 12,832
    More than I know, Dale? I don't think so. I'm the guy who bought his wife a rolling pin once upon a time! Birthday, Christmas - might have even been our first anniversary, though I hope I wasn't THAT stupid!! Hey, we were young, recently married, bunch of stuff we still needed. It's not like that was ALL I got her, though I honestly don't remember any of the other gifts - and neither does she! Hey, it's a great rolling pin, ball bearings and everything! :laugh: :laugh:

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!

                                                                …Unknown

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 12,832
    Dave, King Arthur, right? Glad you got it right! :laugh:

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!

                                                                …Unknown

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 12,832
    Was she also shaking her head and muttering, "Men... :pinch: " ?

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!

                                                                …Unknown

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 12,832
    Do you like Gold Medal AP? Or rolling pins? :laugh:

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!

                                                                …Unknown

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

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