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A Christmas story

"Sparky""Sparky" Posts: 6,024
edited November -1 in EggHead Forum
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> When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
> produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
> Pre-Christmas pressure.
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> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
> stressed Santa even more.
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> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
> were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were
> out, Heaven knows where.
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> Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards
> cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
> scattered.
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> Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
> shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
> drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he
> accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
> little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
> broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
> broom.
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> Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
> door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
> Christmas tree.
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> The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't
> this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you
> like me to stick it?'
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> And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
> Christmas tree.
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> Not a lot of people know this. :P

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